imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled
And hardly anyone understands what the hell is going on, except for those three other muggleborn kids who are laughing their asses off.
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
This was beautiful timing on my dash
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character
actual evidence of men not giving two fucks about fashion on the red carpet because they all wear the same boring suits lbr
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
Can’t like they’re out of your league or can’t like they’re fictional and/or celebrities
THERE WAS A PLASTIC BAG FLOATING IN THE AIR AS WE DROVE BY AND I WHISPERED TO MY MOM “do u ever feel like a plastic bag” AND WE ALMOST CRASHED THOSE WOULDVE BEEN MY LAST WORDS
IT PROBABLY OCCURRED TO SIRIUS HOW TO BREAK OUT OF AZAKBAN LONG BEFORE 1992 BUT HE STAYED IN THERE BY CHOICE BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE HE BELONGED THERE OUT OF GUILT
what if the reason he decided to break out was because he talked to hagrid or heard him talking about harry when he was there.
finally found that movie everyones been going on about!
Let it go
I FUCKING WATCHED LIKE TEN MINUTES OF THIS ONCE AND IT WAS DISJUSTKNG